Oblivion: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to find the suspects, let them try to seduce you, and catch them in the act.
Skyrim: Some women are robbing and blackmailing married men. I need you to go into this dungeon full of Draugr and kill them.
March 8th, 2014 // 5,655 notes
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station
I wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him
March 7th, 2014 // 111,460 notes